It is quite simple, really. When you go for Jury selection, wear a T-shirt that says: (Option 1) "The Lawyers are the Criminals" or (Option 2) "Reinstate the Death Penalty". Your chances of getting selected are about as good as a 'grower' getting jail time.
OH I love your comment invitation. . .may I use that?
I am so sorry you are summoned to jury. I do love John Grisham novels though . .so of course I think about that. I suspect you are not allowed to ever blog it though ..oh wait. .you have a private blog.
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Oh no!! Can you get out of it??
That sucks. I've only been summoned once and thankfully the whole thing got called off before I ever had to go down to the courthouse.
That's what I'm hoping for Sonya!
Yuck!! I've never had the 'pleasure' thankfully!
It is quite simple, really. When you go for Jury selection, wear a T-shirt that says: (Option 1) "The Lawyers are the Criminals" or (Option 2) "Reinstate the Death Penalty". Your chances of getting selected are about as good as a 'grower' getting jail time.
OH I love your comment invitation. . .may I use that?
I am so sorry you are summoned to jury. I do love John Grisham novels though . .so of course I think about that. I suspect you are not allowed to ever blog it though ..oh wait. .you have a private blog.
I was summoned once, hubby twice. We got out of it. Chances are you will too.
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